Foam knife has hook and loop fastener that attaches to paw
THIS ITEM IS NOT RETURNABLE IF YOU HAVE OPENED THE PACKAGE
Boy, if the world isn't full of all sorts of unexpected surprises! At first, we thought that a virtually immortal serial killer who can body hop might be a problem. And, we suppose it definitely wasa problem for a while. But, nobody could have predicted what happens when the scary goes cute!
Turns out that when an evil spirit accidentally possesses the form of something so squishably cute that you just want to hug it and give it all the treats, that nasty spirit gets pretty cuddly real fast! Who knew puppers were the fix to all the world's problems!? (Other than dog owners, of course!)
Let your doggo's inner monster run free with this Deadly Doll Costume for your Pup! This half coat and hood is a comfy fit for your pup and has the decorations of a delightful toy doll... except for that slightly suspicious knife he's wielding. We're pretty sure that's just to help you cut up the bacon bits, though!
WHO'S A GOOD GUY?
It is very important to remind your pup who's a good boy and girl. They needto know that kind of thing or they might become susceptible to the prying spirits of crazy killers. Fortunately, the worst case scenario of possessions is that they hunger for a few extra treats. You'll have a great time with your little murderer in this Good Dog doll costume.
Every product is unique, just like you. If you're looking for a product that fits the mold of your life, the DOG DEADLY DOLL COSTUME is for you.